I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Dave Barry

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

Dave Barry

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

Dave Barry

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.

Dave Barry

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Dave Barry